So I was drinking some Kool Aid Jammers Grape...drink... and it said "Artificially flavored" AND "Made from Real Fruit Juice!" So I was wondering what was going on. Then, when I found the box, the ingredients (not to be found on the individual Caprisun-style drink packages) included pear juice. And not grape juice.
It must really suck to be a pear.
Think about it. Nobody can market you or your side products. You're indie, and even if the big guys find some way to make you popular, you have to say goodbye to those old fans who liked you for your esoteric charm. Plus, nobody's found a way to beautify a pear yet, at least not compared to how great those grapes looked on the Kool Aid thing. But... you know you have something beautiful inside you; I mean, there must be a reason why Kool Aid wants to use you and twist you into what it wants to be! Still, when people make it hard for you to see the Koolness within yourself, they'll tell you you're being haughty or narcissistic when you embrace it. So you think: what's wrong with being narcissistic? Well, you know you can't live without them. But, also!--to reach a satisfying conclusion, they can't live without you either.
That is the story of a pear
On the package of a drink
Long time ago, ladies and gentlemen.
*chord!*
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ay my gulay, you know, you are very much logic there my priend.
to be honest though, i don't think pears are really that great. they're either really sweet or really hard and no fun to eat. neither o fwhich is particularly desirable.
now oranges, there's a fruit my friend! and i normally don'ot jump on the bandwagon, but since it's been around for decades, oyu know this one's le git!
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